What does a highly advanced ALIEN civilization LIVING IN THE MOJAVE DESERT have to do to get noticed around here?

We hail from PLANET NEON MAJOR and we’re here to harvest your organs and drain your oceans for rocket fuel. Kidding! That’s more of a PLANET NEON MINOR vibe. 

Given that your human civilization has not yet achieved interstellar travel, you are likely unaware of how lonely space is. But we are aware! So we set out to find some friends in the cosmos and lICKY US found ONE.

For THOUSANDS OF years, we’ve been trying to make contact with you, to no avail. But then our MAIN Human contact, Michael b. bonnée, shared a huge breakthrough with us: nothing is real to humans until it is on SOCIAL MEDIA. so here we are.

we sincerely hope the 55,419th time is the charm!