VISIT

PLANET

NEON

While you are just learning about our civilization’s existence, we have been aware of yours for millennia and have spent the last hundred years attempting to contact you. You haven’t made it easy! We hope this online course will highlight our efforts and debunk any misunderstandings you may have.

UFO hovering near planet

what to expect

We can understand why you might be nervous – it is a giant metal flying object, after all, from a place you’ve never been or even heard of. It’s nothing like a car or plane, but don’t worry! We’ve done this plenty of times and people mostly make it back fully intact.

Model in hoodie

how to dress

We will try to make your journey as enjoyable as possible, but since your human bodies are not familiar with this form of travel, we suggest wearing only the most comfortable coverings. We have designed a few you might enjoy.

Gas station with beam

ARRIVAL & DEPARTURE

After booking your visit, a giant light beam will appear at your specified time and location. Once you are off the ground, time will not move at the rate you are accustomed to, so ensure you have things in order back on Earth. If you do not show up, you will still be charged.

Friendly alien waving

ABOUT

  • Our planet might be light-years away, but we’re not that different. Learn a little about where we come from.

  • We’ve traveled to every corner of the galaxy and you’re the first planet we can see ourselves sustaining a relationship with. Learn about some of our attempts to make contact.

  • We did it! Learn about the technology we used to successfully make contact after all these millennia.

  • It’s not time travel, but it almost feels like it with how simple life is on Earth. Learn what we like about it so much.

  • This is what we’ve been working towards! Now that we’ve successfully made contact, learn all about what we hope to achieve through friendship.

  • Our differences only make this friendship more exciting! We’re not saying you’ll love everything about us, but understanding where another species is coming from is always the first step.

[ TIER 1 ]

Sneak PEAK

Our tractor beam will lift you to the height of your choosing before gently setting you down again.

$1 MILLION/per person

[ TIER 2 ]

WEEKEND GETAWAY

Enjoy a night or two on our spacecraft, complete with meals, cultural activities and a novelty probing.

$1 BILLION/per person

[ TIER 3 ]

PERMI VACAY

Tired of Earth? Join our crew as a cultural attaché and occasional test subject. Spots are extremely limited!

$1 TRILLION/per person